...the real match up the of summer is W. vs Satan!
"Q I'm a local youth minister, recently hired. And one of the things -- two of the things we've talked about today are enemies and freedom. And I believe that the enemy that we need the greatest freedom from right now happens to be Satan, and it's the enemy that we also don't necessarily always see. There's so many people who are being attacked on every level. (emphasis added) A lot of those people are youth that are in our middle schools and our high schools. And I was just wondering how we can do more for faith-based initiatives for children, before they're drug addicts?"
"THE PRESIDENT: Yes. I appreciate you saying that."
Uh...OK. Hey, Mr. President? Thanks and all, but could you focus on tangible threats, like, you know, terrorists and stuff? We'll hold down the satan-smashing end of things in our own creative and effective ways (see below).